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~ my pic (from when i was younger - don't laugh!!) ~
"I dont always play games. Actually I literally play games 18 hours a day and my mom says I need to go outside."
[ ● ] Status: ONLINE | Lurking in de_dust2 since 2001 | Server Admin/Player/Noob
~*~ Mood: PRO/GAMING | Music: Linkin Park - Numb | Food: Pizza rolls | Water: Mountain Dew Code Red
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★ About Me ★
♥ 3asier is a PROFESSIONAL gamer that has been
destroying noobs since the tender age of 9 (!!!). I started playing games when my dad
bought me Duke Nukem 3D and I haven't looked back since. (Mom says I need to "go to school" but she doesnt
understand. REAL gamers go to LAN PARTIES.)
► Awards & Achievements:
▸ 1st Place - Neighborhood Half-Life Deathmatch Tournament (built a trap map called "3asierSlaughter") (it was just a room with 50 rockets) (I won 100%)
▸ "Best Noob" tournament - 3rd place (out of 2 people who showed up)
▸ My mom said I was "really good" at Mario Kart once (age 7)
▸ Survived 1000+ hours of Counter-Strike voice chat
▸ Successfully installed Windows 98 WITHOUT a disc (found it on eHow)
► Special Skills:
▸ Aiming with my EYES CLOSED (sometimes happens by accident)
▸ Screaming "GET REKT" loudly enough for my neighbors to hear
▸ Eating 47 pizza rolls in one sitting (world record - my mom confirmed)
▸ Explaining game mechanics to people who already know
▸ Typing "gg ez" in all-caps (yes I know what "ez" means)
- 3asier, signing off... from my keyboard (which is now held together with duct tape) -
♦ Currently Gaming ♦
🎮 Counter-Strike 1.6 (THE ONLY REAL FPS)
🌐 Map: de_dust2 | Mode: TDM | Server: 24/7 aim-booster (lol jk my Aim is BAD)
K/D: 43,962 / 6,942 = 6.3 (GOAT stats fr fr no cap)
Kills: 43,962 (not even counting headshots)
Wins: 142 ranks: 3 (win)
Favorite gun: AK-47 (because it makes loud noises)
Favorite thing: Sitting on the T spawn all round
MVP: ME (obviously)
"im actually the best player on this server and everyone kNows it - admin ban me if u dare"
🎮 Also Playing:
► Unreal Tournament 2003 - "Still the best multiplayer ever made. Fight me."
► Half-Life: Opposing Force - "playing as the marine, all the guns are COOL. i modded it so every bullet is a rocket. it runs at 3fps."
► World of Warcraft - "pwn3d a noob in Darnassus today LOL. lvl 12 shaman of doom"
► StepMania 3.1 - DDR INFERNO - "got 94% on 'Pogo' (legendary stage). my keyboard survived (barely)"
► Half-Life: Opposing Force - "playing as the marine, all the guns are COOL. i modded it so every bullet is a rocket. it runs at 3fps."
► World of Warcraft - "pwn3d a noob in Darnassus today LOL. lvl 12 shaman of doom"
► StepMania 3.1 - DDR INFERNO - "got 94% on 'Pogo' (legendary stage). my keyboard survived (barely)"
⚙ My Insane PC Specs ⚙
CPU: AMD Athlon XP 2800+ (overclocked to "might explode" speeds) - my dad says it's "old"
GPU: GeForce 4 MX 440 (8x AGP) - i asked my cousin to install it (he is tech support lol)
RAM: 512 MB DDR (I KNOW RIGHT?! I'm basically BILLI$ON3IR)
HDD: 80 GB Ultra ATA/100 (45% full bc of my music collection) (i have 370 songs) (all downloaded from napster) (Mom says its "piracy")
Monitor: 17" CRT (my mom says it's "radiation")
Sound: Sound Blaster Live! 5.1 (for maximum bass when linking park) ♫
Keyboard: Logitech Gaming (hasn't worked since 2001) (using it anyway)
Mouse: Logitech Marble Mouse (found it at garage sale for $2 - 47 DPI - PERFECT)
OS: Windows XP Pro SP1 (the BEST operating system. period.)
Internet: 56k Dial-up (but my ping is LOW bc i live in a small town and there are NO competing users) (lol im jk my ping is 999ms)
Cooling: 2 PC fans + 1 box fan pointed AT my tower (it's like having an AC for my computer LOL) (my room temps 95F in summer)
GPU: GeForce 4 MX 440 (8x AGP) - i asked my cousin to install it (he is tech support lol)
RAM: 512 MB DDR (I KNOW RIGHT?! I'm basically BILLI$ON3IR)
HDD: 80 GB Ultra ATA/100 (45% full bc of my music collection) (i have 370 songs) (all downloaded from napster) (Mom says its "piracy")
Monitor: 17" CRT (my mom says it's "radiation")
Sound: Sound Blaster Live! 5.1 (for maximum bass when linking park) ♫
Keyboard: Logitech Gaming (hasn't worked since 2001) (using it anyway)
Mouse: Logitech Marble Mouse (found it at garage sale for $2 - 47 DPI - PERFECT)
OS: Windows XP Pro SP1 (the BEST operating system. period.)
Internet: 56k Dial-up (but my ping is LOW bc i live in a small town and there are NO competing users) (lol im jk my ping is 999ms)
Cooling: 2 PC fans + 1 box fan pointed AT my tower (it's like having an AC for my computer LOL) (my room temps 95F in summer)
* ALL SPECS are legit. no cap. not a lie.
🌱 All-Time Fav Games 🌱
Counter-Strike 1.6
Unreal Tournament 2003
Half-Life: Opposing Force
Online: Ragnarok O
DDR Inferno (StepMania)
World of Warcraft
🏆 Achievements & Stats 🏆
KILLER: 10,000 noobs
SPEEDRUN: 7min 42s (Dirt hut speedrun)
SURVIVOR: CS 1.6 voice chat (0 trauma)
PILLAR: 47 pizza rolls consumed
TECH: Installed WinXP solo (with help of eHow)
GAMER: 10,000+ hours played (real)
MUSIC: 370 songs on Napster (legit)
FLEX: 512MB RAM (almost 1GB!!!)
PWNAGE: Won 1 online match (against my little sister)
RESPECT: Mom acknowledges my desk (50% progress)
♫ My Vibe / Music Player ♫
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Artist: Linkin Park
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RANDOM
REPEAT
Volume: [####################] 100% | EQ: ROCK | Bass: MAX
♫ My Playlist: Linkin Park - Meteora, Slipknot - Iowa, Bad Religion - The Gray Race, Evanescence - Fallen, The Used - In Love and Death, P.O.D. - Satellite, Disturbed - The Sickness, System Of A Down - Toxicity, Rage Against The Machine - RATM, Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish
🔗 Cool Links / My Crew 🔗
- ► kiteaffair's website - "go check out his playlist page... bro is insane" [LEGIT]
- ► NoScopeGod's Snippets - "one shot one kill tutorials (im actually better tho)" [COOL]
- ► Free MP3 Downloads!!! - "downloaded 47 songs here (legit site i checked with my mom)" [MUSIC]
- ► GeoCities - My Friend's Page - "check out his animation (he used frontpage lol)" [FUNNY]
- ► Pokefarm - My Pokeball Collection - "i have 231 pokemons!! (i also caught 47 in my basement)" [NICE]
⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠
Work in progress! Please be patient! New stuff coming soon!!! (maybe 2004??)